SPOT Acronyms

In the spring of 2005, after teaching SPOT for the first time, I asked the students to make up possible acronyms for SPOT.  Here are one student's submissions...
Jena Cutie:
acronym expansions, in no order whatsoever:
 
seven porpoises ordering tea
severed people offer toes
solar powered orange trees
single piece of tin
six pairs of tens

spot proves other things
smart peter's on track

spotted puppies over there
spot programming obsession trauma
some paper only tears
summer time occupational therapy
single parent of toddler
steal this only thrice
silly people offend thought

smart people obstruct taxes
sometimes penguins occupy toronto?
 
hmm. bored. i think this is more interesting, if only b/c it's more convoluted:
 
slowly passing over tibet,
some pedantic onlookers timidly
spoke proverbs of their
silly parents, on those
subjects pertaining only to
seashells, primarily ones that
sported pictures of tiger-lilies.
 
haikus? (5-7-5 syllabyles)
 
small pond of torment,
swimming place of tortured souls
peering out through sin;
 
peeking over tents
standing pitched on the shoreline,
pride only twinkles.

Mr. Brooks:
Some Pupils Overshoot Target